I would like to express a few... disagreements, with the twilight movie(s).
Firstly, Edward (aka. the main dude) and his 'people' are NOT vampires, they are some sort of glittery demon race of humanoids that just happen to suck
Secondly, I can't imagine how the main girl (can't remember her name) hooks up with a guy that has been drinking animals blood for the past 3 years without having serious health issues. You think 'bali belly' is bad, try licking up animals blood that has been festering in someone mouth for a day, I'm pretty damn sure you'll be spraying god forsaken things out of your anus later on.
Thirdly, I would like to know if the main girl has asthma or a respiratory related illness of some sort. She breathes way too much in the movies, Edward just has to look at her and she starts breathing like she's either about to cry, have an anxiety attack or have multiple orgasms.
I don't hate Twilight, the above is just some reasons why I think the movies are stupid. Honestly, Vampire VS Werewolf? I like the concept, even if it has been done a load of times.
"I await the day they make Vampire VS Werewolf VS Zombie.
Now that would be the shieet.
have u seen the vampire diaries? it's a tv series which has the same kinda storyline as twilight except everyone is way hotter and the main guy is not so much of a pansy. and the main girl is SUPER hot, isn't emo and doesn't breathe inappropriately.
ReplyDeleteyou had me at main girl is SUPER hot.
ReplyDeletebut no I haven't yet. I just had a look on imdb, it looks interesting I think I'll check it out.
A friend gave me the TV series, True Blood not long ago which is supposed to be good as well (and with sex scenes too!) not to mention my hairdresser highly recommends it as I tend to have the Twilight argument with her fairly regurlarly hehe.